my birthday poem. . . **thanks ladies**

first there was dinner

that was a winner

then all the girls headed over to S - Seven

including maria, but not kevin

we watched a tranny show

danced some, but we wanted mo'

somewhere on greenville, we parked for free

how'd that happen? it wasn't me!

then over to the IHOP

there i threw up in front of a cop

FINALLY the night finished

i woke up and i felt diminished!